Okay, the reason that posted this was only to keep track of how many homework I have left. So here it is, going to finish them all soon and planned to finish them by Saturday…
English Homework:Day 1 Picture Conversation
Day 3 Picture Conversation
Day 5 Picture Conversation
Day 7 Picture Conversation
Day 9 Picture Conversation
Chinese Homework:
Higher Chinese Workbook 3ANewspaper Cutting 1
Newspaper Cutting 2
E-History Readup
Physics Readup
Chemistry Worksheet:
Chemical Analysis Worksheet
Chemical Analysis
Biology Homework:Transport in Man 1
Transport in Man 2
Biology Brochure
Social Studies Homework:
Conflicts in Sri-Lanka
E-Maths Homework:
Application of Mathematics
A-Maths Homework:Matrix Worksheet
Matrix Assignment(Few Questions Left)
Crap, gonna chiong through all of these…
XDDDD
Wah, today damn funny!! *Hahahahahaha* XD
Really I not joking, the Zhuolun go make ShuBing angry, then wah, kana scolding. Everybody in the library hear, then some girls started gigling. I also larh, walao, u must see yourself but too bad I dunn have Video… No pictures too… Then ShuBing go lecture him, because we all doin he keep talking non-stop commanding us then nvr do anything. Auntie (Librarian), say he 绝望了. Then somemore, he going to be the commitee… Heard that the committee say they want make him committee, because he say a lot of BIG BIG Theorys, dunno wat larh. Walao then some more I never go the bloody meeting, if not I also become committee liao, zzz…
Never mind, I sabor Zhuo Lun make him CMI!!! Muahahaha…!!!!!
I damn evil right… But, we all have to know when is the right time to talk and when not to talk, unlike zhuolun. He, keeps talking crap in the library saying that he practicing for the ‘O’ Level Oral… We should all have self-discipline or else we can’t control ourselves. Having self-discipline = having self-control, am I right? If not you will only embarrass yourselves only…
okok, gotta chill! Bye!
-Yong Quan
by Mgccl | Wed, 07/25/2007 - 08:02
I don't know who is the first person to start this NOT mathematically sound joke:
Study = no fail
no study = fail
study + no study = fail + no fail
study (1+no) = fail (1+no)
study = fail
The joke is a fail!
First at sight, wow, what a amazing proof. But really, not so...
"no" could be -1
and there is a lot evidence support no is -1
yes correspond to true, which in turn can be expressed by 1
no is the negation of yes. so it's likely be -1
if it's -1, the result is NOT true, because (no+1) = 0
if ab = ac, b=c only if a does not equal to 0
division by zero... that's fail!
What does this mean? study and fail have no relationship? nope, this means study = -fail. so, actually, the real answer for the study = fail proof should be.
|study| = |fail|
so if I absolutely study, I will absolutely fail.
Here is the new proof if you like to show off to your friends.
study = no fail
no study = failif no does not equal to -1.
study + no study = fail + no fail
study (1+no) = fail (1+no)
study = failif no does equal -1
study = -1*fail
study = -failthus
|study| = |fail|
A special case, no = 0. Which makes study = fail and -fail. in that case, study = 0, study=nothing. and thing can be any number, like the definition of "thing" in english. That's Zen.
btw... if no equals everything but 1 or -1, study = fail = 0... I just make that special case so it sounds nice...
read the comment to see how I arrive that.
Some other note. It is ok to divide by zero in some sets. For example, the real projective line. But still, study = fail can't be observed. Since a/0 = unsigned infinity in real projective line.
An Explanation of the previous picture of study = fail
Hey guys! Long, long, long time never post liao, and actually no motivation, time to post. So let’s make this short and sweet. I have been also hearing some complains that my blog got no pictures so here are some random pictures for u all to see!!
Haha, hilarious!!! ^^
here’s another one…
Expanding, one of my favourites… XD
A classic example of a good pythagorus theorum… HAHA!
Woahoo, i believe that some ppl already know this?
At the bottom is taken from a web…
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Funny Equations!
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
************ ********* ********* ********* *
To Conclude:
* Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
* Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
* Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
** And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!
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Do You Know
Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)
And
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting
And yah… here’s some more!!! (WEB)
Funny Equations
1. SSC + HSC + BCOM + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
3. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute
song in Hindi movie.
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A
SUPERSTAR.
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred
Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj
Barjataya Film
At the bottom is dedicated to Jian Wei:
zzzz… fell down and hurt my kneecap… owww, owww. It hurts u know or not, hit the bone leh. Now still hurts.. juz applied some medication to it, but now still hurts.
Tuition is tmr, going to do some MYE preparation, dunno why haha. Juz finished on the properties of circles, quite difficult seh, later gonna learn about trigonometry, looking at it wanna make me puke liao… Very hard, need to know about sine, cosine and tangent. About the same as logarithms, f-ing shyt sia, zzz…
Btw, cousin come my house acc deleted my Granado Espada game, make me damn sian, going to redownload it soon, but not so soon, you how big or not, 4GB leh…
Ok larh, sorry for boring you out, signing off…
-Yong Quan
My Granado Espada Pic!!! Cool right! ^^